Sure, it has ‘golf’ in the title but that’s about where the similarity to golf ends. WHAT THE GOLF? is at heart a comedy game with puzzles, challenges and loads of surprises. Okay, so there’s a bit of what you might recognise as golf in there but loads more of what definitely isn’t! Confused? Excellent!
500 Creative Levels
Try Sporty Sports!, It’s Snowtime, A Hole New World or one of the hundreds of other incomprehensible levels, featuring toasters, hot dogs, office chairs and a multitude of utterly random objects.
Daily Courses
Come back every day to play new courses and win a bunch of more or less useful prizes.
Build Your Own Levels
Feeling inspired? Create your own silly level with our level editor and get it out there in the world.
Join The Couch Party... Of Two
Grab your clubs (string of sausages, frozen rubber glove, it doesn’t matter which) and tee off into a hilarious anarchic world. Share your screen with a friend via Steam Remote Play Together and spread the crazy.
But I Hate Golf
To be honest, so do we. And that’s the beauty of WHAT THE GOLF? A game made for people who hate golf, by people with no clues about or respect for the game. Let’s play!
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windows Minimum
Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M, 2 GB Memory
Storage: 1 GB available space
Directx: Version 11
windows Recommended
OS: Windows 10
Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Cor
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space
Directx: Version 11
macosx Minimum
OS: El Capitan
Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M
Storage: 1 GB available space
macosx Recommended
OS: Sierra
Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: AMD Radeon Pro 450
Storage: 1 GB available space
linux Minimum
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space
linux Recommended
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space
To activate the game, you need a Steam Account
Login or register at the official Steam Website and download Steam client
Install and start application, login with your Account name and Password
Click the Games Menu.
Choose Activate a Product on Steam...
Follow the onscreen instructions to complete the process
After the successful code verification, go to the "MY GAMES" tab and start downloading.
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