Just Die Already

Just Die Already
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13.99€ 5.80€
Available Platforms:
Can be activated in:
United States
Delivery:
Instant Delivery
Release Date:May 20, 2021
Product type:Standard Edition
Supported languages:
English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish
Publisher:
Curve Digital
Developer:
DoubleMoose

Game Description

System Requirements

Activation Details

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. 

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. 

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

BE OLD, BE BOLD
You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.

BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK
Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. 

DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME
Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

ONE MISSION: RETIRE!
Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER
Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off! 

BE OLD. TWICE
You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

LIMITLESS INTERACTION
Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.

EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER
Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror. 

THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU
The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.

FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS JUNE

Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.

Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.

Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!

windows Minimum
OS: Windows 8 or higher
Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Directx: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Sound card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
windows Recommended
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Directx: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Sound card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

To activate the game, you need a Steam Account

  • Login or register at the official
    Steam Website and download Steam client
  • Install and start application, login with your Account name and Password
  • Click the Games Menu.
  • Choose Activate a Product on Steam...
  • Follow the onscreen instructions to complete the process
  • After the successful code verification, go to the "MY GAMES" tab and start downloading.
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